my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf
is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars
NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR
Almost like an area of land, a lot if you will, for parking cars. A parking lot.
I keep imagining little Hondas on swing sets
- fandoms dont own tumblr
- hipsters dont own tumblr
- humour blogs dont own tumblr
you wanna know who owns tumblr??
the drugs from my wisdom teeth removal have worn off
and i looked back on my twitter from this morning
"they took my teeths and didnt even say mazel tov"
Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.
Just look at that concentration.
Oooooh, a little shaky on that entry, but just look at that form!
i’ve been on the phone with my mom so long i’ve given up holding it
SHE SAW THIS PICTURE AND NOW SHE’S MADE AT ME OHMYGOD
We’re all made at you.
SHIT I CAN EVEN FUCKING SPELL NO WONDER MY MOM IS ALWAYS ANGRY AT ME
A high resolution photo of a cheeto.
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